blind

Isn't it FUN

Spending your day half-blind because your specs broke.
How?

linky sits on the ground.
linky takes specs off, rubs his eye.
linky places specs gently onto the ground.
linky feels glass drop into his palm.
linky looks down.
frame of specs has been broken.
linky is more than a little surprised.

So I spent the rest of the day walking around like a blind bat. a blind bat without wings. a blind bat without wings that has this parasite glued to it called benedict.

WHY

WHY

I've heard of yinyang.
I've heard of the divine balance of all things.

So someone up there fashioned the ultimate anti-linky: benedict. T_T